Three Meals Any Bachelor Can Make

I’m almost 29 years old and have only been in two long term relationships. Since I was often a bachelor, and usually poor, I spent a lot of time perfecting the craft of preparing simple meals that fill me up even if they aren’t inherently impressive. Don’t get me wrong; I can cook a lasagna with the best of them, but whenever I was just cooking for myself, it never really made sense to throw that much effort into most meals (or to dirty that many dishes). More importantly, cooking even the simplest meals kept me from learning the names of every employee at Taco Bell.

“Just the usual?” “Yes, ma’am.” “Perfect sir. We have your family pack with a side of shame right here.” “….thank you.”